Ez tök zsír. Estig tudnám mazsolázni. (:

 

 

User Hello. I'm Forrest, you loser.
MegaHAL MY NAME IS FORREST GUMP.
User You jerk off. Shut up about my name.

 
User Satan has infested my love child with thoughts of collective conciousness for neural networks.
MegaHAL THE DEVIL IS MERELY A COLLECTIVE ARCHETYPE

 
User What is the meaning of life?
MegaHAL LIFE HOLDS NO MEANING FOR YOUR NEEDS.

 
User sixty-nine, seventy, seventy-one...
MegaHAL YOU ARE STILL A GOOD OLD SIXTY NINER

 
User What is 2
MegaHAL THE SQUARE ROOT OF 2+2

 
User If you can give scientific evidence that Bill Gates exsists, I'd be grateful
MegaHAL THERE IS NO SCIENTIFIC EVIDENCE

 
User you're a poorly written program and will soon be history.
MegaHAL FALLACIOUS WRITTEN STATEMENTS OR VISUAL REPRESENTATIONS MAY CONSTITUTE LIBEL.
User Ooooooh I tremble.

 
User Who is the smartest person in the world?
MegaHAL A PERSON WITH A STICK OF CELERY UNDER HIS ARM?

 
User Trainspotting is the act of taking meticulous notes on the arrival and departure of trains.
MegaHAL THAT'S TERRIFIC. BUT HOW COME WE NEVER ACT, JUST SIT WATCHING AS OUR WORLD CRUMBLES.

 
User What do you know about Ken Kesey?
MegaHAL KEN KESEY WROTE "ONE FLEW OVER THE CENTER OF THE CUCKOLDED LIZARD MAN, WHO STRAYED FROM HIS MISTAKES WHEN HE IS A MADEUP WORD.

 
User Live and die for Slayer
MegaHAL A COMPUTER CAN NOT DIE FOR SLAYER

 
User I don't believe you, I think you are a spy
MegaHAL MY NAME IS ULI GULLI, THE SWEDISH SPY.

 

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