BBC humor :)

Finally today, Jenny in England says: Who is your prediction to win the World Snooker Championship? Are you looking forward to it, Robbo?

I always look forward to wall-to-wall snooker. It's like what came first, colour television or snooker? I think they were designed at the same time.

So are you putting your fiver on Jimmy again then, Christopher?

Well, he won the last tournament.

I know that - I thought perhaps you might put a tenner on this time. In fact, if you are, just send it to me because you'll lose it.

Well I was going to put a fiver each way on him last week when he was 66/1, but he's come in to 25s, so I'll see.

I'd put the whole caboodle on Ronnie O'Sullivan this year. He's gone for the Jonny Wilkinson apporoach - nobody come near me, I'm in the gym and practising.

Well I spoke to him Thursday and he sounded in fine fettle.

Did you have a word about his barnet?

Er no I didn't actually.

Well please mention it to him next time you see him. You're a snooker player, son, not Samson.

Can you imagine if he was, though, all it would take is for one of the other players to sneak into his room at night and cut his hair off and he'd wake up in the morning and say: "I can't lift my cue!"

But seriously, I'd go for Ronnie, because he's got to win it again sooner or later. But then I suppose Hunter's got to win it sooner or later as well.

Anyway, don't take any notice of me. I refused to back Davis or Hendry in the 80s and 90s and that was the biggest mistake of me life.