A panda enters a restaurant and orders lunch. He eats
the food, then drags a gun, shoots the waiter dead and
leaves. The barkeeper runs after him.
- Hey! You shot my waiter, and you haven't paid for your
lunch!
- Sure, I am a panda.
- So what if you're a panda?
- Well, go home, take a look in the Webster's, and read
what it says about the panda.
The barkeeper runs home, opens the dictionary, and it
reads: Panda. A mammal, resident in Chinese forests.
Eats shoots and leaves.