Parodies of Iron Maiden songs!
The Pooper!!

You'll take a shit,and I'll one too,
It smells so bad,people run right through,
So when your gaging from the stink attack,
You'd better wipe,theres no looking back,

The butthole sounds,the fart begins,
But in this bathroom no one wins,
The smell of runny crap,and anal breath,
As I flush on into certain death,

OOOOOOOH,NOOO
OOOOOOOH,NOOO

The Janitor sweats with fear,we break to run,
the mighty roar of the gushing buns,
And as we race towards the nearest wall,
The screams of pain as my comrades fall,

We hurdle toilet paper that lay on the ground,
And the gushing buns fart another round,
We get so near yet so far away,
We won't live to wipe another day,

OOOOOOOH,NOOO
OOOOOOOH,NOOO

We get so close near enough to wipe,
When the Gushing buns gets me in his sights,
He pulls the trigger and I feel the blow,
A burst of turds take my horse below,

And as I sit there gazing at the sky,
My buttholes numb and my throat is dry,
And as I shit forgotten and alone,
Without a tear I draw my parting growns.

OOOOOOOH,NOOO
OOOOOOOH,NOOO