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Copyright: DeepSpace Negative 5
LEGYEN ÖN IS MILLIOMOS, VOYAGER KÜLÖNKIADÁS
*Millionaire Theme*
PART 1
Regis: Welcome to a VERY special edition of “Who Wants to be a Millionaire.” Starfleet’s most famed “away team,” the crew of the U. S. S Voyager, are back from the Delta Quadrant, and better than ever. Lets meet our contestants, starting with Captain Kathryn Janeway.
Janeway: Reeg-Meister I’m ready to win a million dollars for the poor, orphans living in the 21st century. I’m going to travel back in time and give it to them.
Regis: Captain, won’t that be a violation of the Temporal Prime Directive?
Janeway: The what?
Chakotay: I’m Chakotay, first officer, and worst actor on Voyager. I’m ready to show everyone why I get Seven of Nine!
Tuvok: I am Lieutenant Commander Tuvok, Tactical Officer. Logic would suggest that---
Doctor: Hello, I’m the Doctor. BLAAAAAG TARHHHHHHHHHHHHH LAAAAAAAAAA! Computer, deactivate opera hologram.
Paris: Helm officer here. If you give me a window and a sextant, I guarantee I’ll get you where you want to go.
Seven: I am Seven of Nine, tertiary adjunct of Unimatrix Zero One, You may call me Seven.
Torres: I’m B’lanna, the Engineer. I’m gonna rip your holographic head off.
Harry: I’m Ensign Harry Kim. And I’m gonna see the Borg Queen soon. (insert evil grin)
Neelix: Top of the morning to ya. Where’s me Lucky Charms.
Regis: Lets do our Fastest finger question. List these letters of the alphabet in order, starting with A.
A.)A
B.)B
C.)C
D.)D
Regis: After 5 seconds, let’s see our results.
Janeway: 4.31 CORRECT
Chakotay: WRONG
Tuvok: WRONG
Seven: WRONG
Doctor: WRONG
Paris: WRONG
Torres: WRONG
Harry: 3.00 CORRECT
Neelix: WRONG
Regis: Well, with 4.31 seconds, Captain Janeway, step up to the hot seat!
Harry: Hey, I beat the captain by 1.31 seconds!
Regis and Janeway: Harry, you may be the Captain someday-. Never mind, SHUT UP HARRY!
Janeway: Thanks Regis, how have you been?
Regis: I’ve been ok, but Wesley Crusher just won’t leave me alone. Got any transphasic torpedoes left? (insert canned laughter) Lets get playing! (Insert music here) For $100. Who is the captain of the Enterprise-E ?
A) Jean Luc Picard
B) Kegg
C) Cureboy
D) Wesley Crusher
Chakotay: *Cough* Wesley *Cough*
Janeway: A! Final Answer.
Riker: NO HE'S NOT, I AM!
Regis: Correct! For $200. Can I join the Voyager crew?
A) Yes
B) No
C) Perhaps
D) Switzerland
Janeway: This is an opinion question.
Gary Coleman: What you talking about Janeway?
Regis: Ok, we’ll move on. For $400. What is the Temporal Prime Directive?
A) regulations for time travel and temporal anomalies.
B) Big Bob Jacobs
C) Laws which set up the United States Government.
D) Neelix’s remedy for people who get sick when they eat his cooking.
Tuvok: Chakotay has a tattoo that says “I love Sven!”
Janeway: This question is impossible, I’ll poll the audience.
Regis: 89% of the audience voted A.
Janeway: Ah, but the audience could be members of species 8472 in disguise. I’m gonna use another lifeline. I’ll call Admiral Paris.
Admiral Paris: Hello, you have reached the offices of Admiral Paris. I am not available right now. Please leave a message after the beep.
Janeway: Damn! Ok, let’s 50/50 it.
Regis: The 50/50 lifeline left you the choices of A and C!
Janeway: Regis, its been fun. I’m going to leave with my $400!
Regis: The correct answer was A! Ok lets go to our next fastest finger question. Put these years in chronological order, starting with the earliest.
A) 2222
B) 1111
C) 1999
D) 2001
Chakotay: Wrong
Tuvok: correct 1.11
Torres: Wrong
Paris: wrong
Doctor: Wrong
Neelix: Wrong
Seven: correct 2.22
Harry: Correct 00.1
Regis: Welcome Ensign! Tell us a little bit about yourself.
Harry: I DON’T WANT ANY MORE MEDICATION!
Regis: Whoa, no one is going to give you any medication.
Harry: YOU LIAR! BURN IN HELL YOU DIRTY TOUPEE WEARING SKUNK! IF YOU LAY ONE FINGER ON ME...
Regis: Security, escort CREWMAN KIM to the brig!
Kim: That’s ENSIGN!
Regis: Not anymore, Admiral Philbin has demoted you.
Kim: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
