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Subject: GO TO EU

The European Commission has just announced an agreement that English will be the official language of the EU - rather than German (the other possibility).As a part of the negotiations, Her Majesty,s Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement, and has accepted a 5-year phase-in of new rules which would apply to the language and rename it as Euro-english.
The agreed plan is as follows:
In year1, the soft +c, will be replaced by +k,. This should klear up konfusion and keyboards kan now have one less letter.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome +ph, is replaced by +f,. This will reduse +fotograf,,by 20%.
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of the silent +e,s in the language is disgrasful and they should eliminat them.
By year 4, peopl wil be reseptiv to lingwistik korektions such as replasing +th, with +z, and +w, with +v, (saving mor keyboard spas). During ze fifz year, ze unnesesary +o, kan be dropd from vords kontaining +ou, and similar changes vud of kors be applid to ozer combinations of leters.
After zis fifz year, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil beno mor trubls or difikultis and evrvun vil find it ezi to understand ech ozer.
(ZE DREM VIL FINALI TRU BE KUM!

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