Egy pályázat, most kaptam, még éppen aktuális, tehát lehet jelentkezni, csak bátran! At least, you could reveal yourself...

From garym@rex.sps.mot.com Mon Jul 12 09:06:47 1999

Position Available Immediately: Apprentice Sith Lord, Dark Side
Consulting Group

An unexpected position has opened up in the Dark Side Consulting Group
for an Apprentice Sith Lord. The ideal candidate for this position
would like galactic travel and possess a complete understanding of and
competence with the Force, or demonstrate a willingness to learn.

Duties include: Performing competitive intelligence, hands-on
intervention in support of the Sith Master's planning initiatives,
ability to travel the galaxy widely, and operating a variety of
laser-powered hand weapons and high-powered space/air vehicles. Some
slaying of enemies of the Dark Side is also required, which may be
performed using the Force or hand weapons.

Qualified applicants would possess good communications skills
(especially when speaking in menacing whispers), and would be
action-oriented individuals and risk takers. A background in study of
the Force (light side or dark) is desirable, as would typically be
acquired by those with advanced degrees or significant course work in
Jedi Arts from the University of Coruscant. Applicants should also be
familiar with holographic projection equipment, possess a valid galactic
pilot's license (for all classes of ships), and must show a willingness
to give in to their hate. A proven track record of using fear and/or
Jedi mind tricks to control others is also desirable, as is the ability
to speak several galactic languages.

Ideal candidates for this position would also have no children or other
living relatives who are strong in the ways of the Force. (A new hire
would be given several weeks to meet this requirement.)

Compensation for this position is commensurate with experience, and is
extremely competitive for this field. Benefits include a generous
severance package, a company starship, and a dark-colored clothing
allowance.

The Apprentice Sith Lord reports to and works closely with the Sith
Master, and experience in such small, team-based organizations is vital
to the success of the master's plans. Discretion is also highly valued,
as is the ability to see the future before it happens.

Applications will be accepted until the end of July. Transmit them
holographically to: jobs@darkside.com .

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Dark Side CG (tm) is a small and highly-focused organization, founded a
long time ago. Our core values reflect the short-term advantages of
harnessing hatred for institutional power and the long-term desirability
of controlling the galaxy. We provide direction to our partner
organizations through knowledge management, incident control and our
rapid on-site intervention expertise. Our partnered organizations
include the Imperial Senate, the Hutt Gambling Collective of Tattooine,
and many large software companies.

Szóval elnézést az angolul nem értőktől, ez csak egy tréfa volt, de túl hosszú ahhoz, hogy most nekiálljak lefordítani, talán majd valamelyik nap.