Make America Great Again.

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1. Canada: Where Your Cold Front Begins.
2. Canada: It's Not Just for Draft Dodgers Anymore
3. Canada: Land of Cheaper Drugs
4. Canada: Where Winter Spends the Summer.
5. Canada: Can't Spell it Without Nada
6. Canada: Yes We Can ...ada
7. Canada: Where Dreams Escape Reality
8. Canada: Land of the Frozen Pee and the Home of the Beave ...er