Elvtárs, zárt területen jársz! Belépési engedélyért a Központi Bizottsághoz folyamodhatsz, ha a káderlapodat leadod a személyzeti osztály iketagfelveteli@index.hu címén. Ha szerencsés vagy, bölcs döntéséről értesít a Párt. Ha nem, akkor az Államvédelem.
Megint belefutottam a szélesszájú nemkisbékába. Meggugliztam, mert ez már gyanús. Nem véletlen, német modell, Estephanie Ha néven nyomul. Továbbiakban nélkülözni fogjuk.
A PÁRTarchivum impérlista nyelvű, eredeti forrásdokumentumai között pakolászva bukkantam erre a hiteles gyöngyszemre:
A plane is on its way to Toronto, when a woke Hollywood celeb in economy class gets up and moves to the first class section and sits down. The flight attendant watches her do this and asks to see her ticket. She then tells the woke Hollywood celeb that she paid for economy class and that she will have to sit in the back. The celeb replies, "I'm a celeb, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Toronto and I'm staying right here." The flight attendant goes into the cockpit and tells the pilot and the co-pilot that there is a celeb bimbo sitting in first class that belongs in economy and won't move back to her seat. The co-pilot goes back to the celeb and tries to explain that because she only paid for economy she will have to leave and return to her seat. The celeb replies, "I'm a celeb, I'm beautiful, I'm going to Toronto and I'm staying right here." The co-pilot tells the pilot that he probably should have the police waiting when they land to arrest this celeb who won't listen to reason. The pilot says, "You say she is a woke Hollywood celeb? I'll handle this, I'm married to a woke celeb. I speak celeb." He goes back to the celeb and whispers in her ear, and she says, "Oh, I'm sorry", and gets up and goes back to her seat in economy. The flight attendant and co-pilot are amazed and asked him what he said to make her move without any fuss. "I told her, 'First class isn't going to Toronto."
"Одна из ведущих британских танцевальных школ - Северная школа современного танца - исключила балет из числа вступительных испытаний, пишет The Telegraph.
Как объясняют в школе, балет "слишком элитарен и имеет сильно гендерные корни". Это искусство, по мнению британцев, "построено на особых идеях и формах тела белых европейцев". А значит, многие молодые люди, которые не соответствуют необходимым идеалам, "не могут позволить себе изучать танец"."
